The Ullrich Plan (minus EPO)

1.  Spend all winter in an Ibiza-esque food and beer orgy.
2.  Look in the mirror sometime in mid-February.  Feel shameful.  Drink two beers.  Resume self-neglect.
3.  Note the calendar turning into March.  Go to WCA website to check out race schedule.  Have panic attack.
4.  Subject body to exorbitant levels of punishment given predictable challenges deconditioning and weight gain pose.
5.  Dream of TOAD glory.

Have fun rolling around Madison this weekend.  I'll be killing myself in beer town.

PC